Fiction
290 pages / 4762 KB
5 Stars
Ladies, are you a stay-at-home soccer mom with a bit too
much time on your hands, and bored with the daily dose of soap operas? Or are
you an office worker, who would like to be a stay-at-home mom but can't afford
it? If your answer to either question is some form of "Yes" then this
book just may offer the solution to your predicament.
This little book is your handbook to free-lance murder and
mayhem, and just chock full of helpful tidbits to maintain your dream home in
suburbia, never miss your son's baseball game or daughter's recital. Our
heroine, Donna Stone, begins each chapter with a household hint and how it fits
in with the killing of your next mark. For instance, she explains how carpets
and rugs are so important for giving the proper status/design element to your
smoothly run home, how to use them to transport the body, and how to clean them
so your gossipy neighbors will never know. Oh yes, she also explains how to
bury the body so the cadaver dogs won't find it.
Indeed, who knew how funny murder and mayhem could be? If
the idea of selling cosmetics door-to-door just doesn't appeal to you, perhaps
this book will. Pour a cup of your favorite libation, settle into your favorite
chair, and enjoy this book.
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