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Ladies, are you a stay-at-home soccer mom with a bit too much time on your hands, and bored with the daily dose of soap operas? Or are you an office worker, who would like to be a stay-at-home mom but can't afford it? If your answer to either question is some form of "Yes" then this book just may offer the solution to your predicament.
This little book is your handbook to free-lance murder and mayhem, and just chock full of helpful tidbits to maintain your dream home in suburbia, never miss your son's baseball game or daughter's recital. Our heroine, Donna Stone, begins each chapter with a household hint and how it fits in with the killing of your next mark. For instance, she explains how carpets and rugs are so important for giving the proper status/design element to your smoothly run home, how to use them to transport the body, and how to clean them so your gossipy neighbors will never know. Oh yes, she also explains how to bury the body so the cadaver dogs won't find it.
Indeed, who knew how funny murder and mayhem could be? If the idea of selling cosmetics door-to-door just doesn't appeal to you, perhaps this book will. Pour a cup of your favorite libation, settle into your favorite chair, and enjoy this book.